But you know what? We don’t care. We’re Jeff Mach Events. This is what we do, and we love it.
Because Shel Silverstein had it right:
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . .
If you’re a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.